Famous Victims of Necrotizing Fasciitis, just in case you were wondering

cestlahaley: tuxonabike: all I gotsta say is damn. i have searched high and low all over two cities for a pair of shoes like these. Next option: buying boys shoes. why bitches always gotta be goin after ma shoes?

cestlahaley:

tuxonabike:

all I gotsta say is damn.

i have searched high and low all over two cities for a pair of shoes like these. Next option: buying boys shoes.

why bitches always gotta be goin after ma shoes?

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Bloodsport is on

cestlahaley:

…and i have been wikipediaing Jean Claude Van Damme.

Van Damme has been cast in “dual roles” in a single film many times during his career. Most cases involve two distinct characters, but others (TimeCop) involve the same character from different periods of time-travel. These scenes often necessitate special editing or blue-screen cinematography to have two versions of the actor interacting in the same scene. Those “dual-role” movies to date are

  • Double Impact: Van Damme plays twin brothers separated at birth and raised in different countries.
  • Timecop: Van Damme plays two versions of the same character overlapping in space-time continuum.
  • Maximum Risk: Van Damme plays twin brothers separated at birth, one of which was murdered.
  • The Order: Van Damme plays two different characters in different eras.
  • Replicant: Van Damme plays a serial killer and his futuristic clone and mafioso rockstar Repli Gotti.

(winter)Bloodsport is on and everyone will face off against themselves. “Face Off” style. Like Cage/Travolta. Except against themselves… with their own face… but while bloodsp…

ahhh dammit, you get the idea!

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The Office

Not the best, but hits close to home… and for that I love it.

Also, on an unrelated note, I was having a hard time laughing because molasses kept spilling out my mouth, yall.

tcock: fuckyeahbabyanimals: A sink of ducklings.  Who would have thought? (via) how many do you think I could fit in my mouth? These sink ducklings are made of butter and I want to eat them.

tcock:

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

A sink of ducklings.  Who would have thought?

(via)

how many do you think I could fit in my mouth?

These sink ducklings are made of butter and I want to eat them.

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cestlahaley: (via elisabeth) human slinky’s green aura-ed vagina weirds me out. human slinky… i feel like I can hug you from the inside… and maybe I’m okay with that.

cestlahaley:

(via elisabeth)

human slinky’s green aura-ed vagina weirds me out.

human slinky… i feel like I can hug you from the inside… and maybe I’m okay with that.

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Would Joe lie to you? tcock: instanostalgia: tcock: thedailywhat: Google Street View Find of the Day: The Google Street View Van (previously spotted running over a poor, defenseless deer) captured, in its perverse-flipbookish way, the moment a fire truck collided with a cyclist on Jordanus Hoornstraat in the Dutch city of Amersfoort. No doubt these shocking images will soon be removed, and a simple warning posted in their stead: “Here Be Fire Trucks.” [via.] I thought this was Mason on his way to a final exam and then I saw it was in Holland… all is safe. False. I take all my exams in Holland… and I subsequently have broken my pelvis in 3 places. you lie!

Would Joe lie to you?

tcock:

instanostalgia:

tcock:

thedailywhat:

Google Street View Find of the Day: The Google Street View Van (previously spotted running over a poor, defenseless deer) captured, in its perverse-flipbookish way, the moment a fire truck collided with a cyclist on Jordanus Hoornstraat in the Dutch city of Amersfoort.

No doubt these shocking images will soon be removed, and a simple warning posted in their stead: “Here Be Fire Trucks.”

[via.]

I thought this was Mason on his way to a final exam and then I saw it was in Holland… all is safe.

False. I take all my exams in Holland… and I subsequently have broken my pelvis in 3 places.

you lie!

tcock: thedailywhat: Google Street View Find of the Day: The Google Street View Van (previously spotted running over a poor, defenseless deer) captured, in its perverse-flipbookish way, the moment a fire truck collided with a cyclist on Jordanus Hoornstraat in the Dutch city of Amersfoort. No doubt these shocking images will soon be removed, and a simple warning posted in their stead: “Here Be Fire Trucks.” [via.] I thought this was Mason on his way to a final exam and then I saw it was in Holland… all is safe. False. I take all my exams in Holland… and I subsequently have broken my pelvis in 3 places.

tcock:

thedailywhat:

Google Street View Find of the Day: The Google Street View Van (previously spotted running over a poor, defenseless deer) captured, in its perverse-flipbookish way, the moment a fire truck collided with a cyclist on Jordanus Hoornstraat in the Dutch city of Amersfoort.

No doubt these shocking images will soon be removed, and a simple warning posted in their stead: “Here Be Fire Trucks.”

[via.]

I thought this was Mason on his way to a final exam and then I saw it was in Holland… all is safe.

False. I take all my exams in Holland… and I subsequently have broken my pelvis in 3 places.

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Floater

bestofwikipedia:

Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye’s vitreous humour, which is normally transparent. They may appear as spots, threads, or fragments of cobwebs, which float slowly before the sufferer’s eyes. Since these objects exist within the eye itself, they are not optical illusions but are entoptic phenomena. (via @revgeorge)

Until I was about 13, I always imagined these were scope sights (like those mounted on rifles) - so I would dart my eyes around making “pow, powpowpow” noises. For that reason, among others, my mother has always had a healthy suspicion about my intelligence.

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tcock:

cestlahaley:

i eat so many cashews.

almonds, cottage cheese and brussel sprouts.  i.can’t.stop.

you’re not alone.

I’ve been eating too much asparagus. I think I’m strangely attracted to how it alters my pee so potently.

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eddiethewheel:

new piece

YESSSSSS!

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tcock: fuckyeahbabyanimals: This pup suffers from some identity problems. (credit unknown) This puppy is made of marzipan and I want to eat it. From now on, I will judge things in the Tamara Method: “X is made of Y and I do/don’t want to eat it.

tcock:

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

This pup suffers from some identity problems.

(credit unknown)

This puppy is made of marzipan and I want to eat it.

From now on, I will judge things in the Tamara Method: “X is made of Y and I do/don’t want to eat it.

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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident?utm_source=videoembed

Oh The Onion… oh the lolz.

new piece

(via eddiethewheel)

Hell yeah!

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