Oh Future Test Questions…

tcock:

instanostalgia:

Though I am loath to post veterinary related material, this was pretty funny to me.

This is a sample question from a test that will determine whether or not I am capable to practice veterinary medicine. Waterbelly. Flip-over Disease. Round Heart Disease. Lolz.

You answered C, but the correct answer was A.

This is ascites in a chicken. Suddenly dead or cyanotic, panting chickens with abdomens distended by ascites fluid suggests ascites syndrome (waterbelly). Essentially a form of right ventricular heart failure secondary to pulmonary hypertension or more rarely, hepatic failure.

Because broilers affected with ascites syndrome frequently die on their backs, differential diagnosis includes flip-over disease.

Another cardiomyopathy to remember is round heart disease (spontaneous cardiomyopathy), but that is a disease of turkeys.

A) this question caused me to lolz because I thought it was a joke

B) it perfectly exemplifies all that bothers me about production and equine medicine: made up words and diseases. 

C) I still got it right, step up your game.  [sassy head waggle]

Sassy head waggle, defined

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    OMFG! a goat walk!!!1 This guy needs a 4-season goatio.
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    Sassy head waggle, defined
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